“Having someone this male next to her made her soul feel exhilarated and convey brazenly suggestive, female, liberal ideas to her inner id.”

“Lily closed her eyes and screamed at the top of her lungs as she made the scariest fall of her life, plunging to her certain death while clinging to her rescuer who really didn’t rescue her at all.”

“Barbaric is letting the woman suffer to be alone for the rest of her life.”

“She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live.”

“It was the kind of scream that would be in a horror movie right before someone got chopped up into little bitty pieces.”

“I feel alive when you kiss me.”

“We don’t have a Giant Aliens “R” Us or we’d be there.”