“Help you? I’d lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them.”

“Didn’t I tell you that you would be safe as long as you were with me?”“Yes, but I didn’t believe you when you pushed me off the edge of a building.”

“You call this a chariot?”

“You might be able to kiss like a rock star, but you’ve got to get over this macho trip. You don’t own me.”

“You can’t walk around here half naked in Roman warrior costumes or every woman in a fifty-mile radius will be on you like flies on honey.”

“I feel alive when you kiss me.”

“It was like he was a caveman grunting, "You woman. Me man. Let’s make babies together.”