“Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.”

“This wasn’t the Dark Ages, and she wasn’t living in a third world nation where women didn’t have any rights and were treated unequally.”

“Help you? I’d lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them.”

“Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.”

“We don’t have a Giant Aliens “R” Us or we’d be there.”

“The supernova sun would be cooler than the fire lighting our desire.”

“Didn’t I tell you that you would be safe as long as you were with me?”“Yes, but I didn’t believe you when you pushed me off the edge of a building.”