“We don’t have a Giant Aliens “R” Us or we’d be there.”

“You might be able to kiss like a rock star, but you’ve got to get over this macho trip. You don’t own me.”

“Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.”

“This wasn’t the Dark Ages, and she wasn’t living in a third world nation where women didn’t have any rights and were treated unequally.”

“Having someone this male next to her made her soul feel exhilarated and convey brazenly suggestive, female, liberal ideas to her inner id.”

“That sounded sweet enough to almost be intelligent, but it was chauvinistic as hell.”

“She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live.”