“You can’t walk around here half naked in Roman warrior costumes or every woman in a fifty-mile radius will be on you like flies on honey.”

“Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.”

“It was like he was a caveman grunting, "You woman. Me man. Let’s make babies together.”

“Every woman needs a man.”

“You might be able to kiss like a rock star, but you’ve got to get over this macho trip. You don’t own me.”

“Barbaric is letting the woman suffer to be alone for the rest of her life.”

“Help you? I’d lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them.”