“Worry is throwing good shillings at trouble that hasn't happened yet.”
“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”
“Worry is down payment on a problem that hasn't happened. Trust Jesus!”
“You can't change the past. Even if it hasn't happened yet.”
“The future doesn't exist. It hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist. It has already happened.”
“You make me nostalgic for a love that hasn't even happened yet.”