“Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?”

“The difference between children and adults is that they're shorter - not dumber.”

“And the moral for Dinosaurs is: Lock the Back Door!”

“The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?”

“My favorite book is my next one. I’m always hoping to make my next book my best one.”

“I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-”

“I always say, 'Books beat boredom,' said Amanda wisely.”