“The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?”
“At that moment he could have said the earth was made of chocolate pudding and I would have believed it.”
“...to many of us prayer is more like talking to a chocolate pudding than participating in an amazing relationship with a living being.”
“When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl.”
“But then over the years I spent time with her because of her, because in junior high school she drowned the dolls in chocolate pudding and called it 'Little People in Deep Shit: a Retrospective.”
“Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself?”