“You're the icing on the cake on the table at my wake, You're the extra ton of cash on my sinking life raft, You're the loud sound of fun when I'm trying to sleep, You're the flowers in my house when my allergies come out.”
“When you're there, I sleep lengthwise. And when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed.”
“My house feels like home when you're there.”
“You're the love of my life. I don't care how corny that sounds. You're the start of it, and the end of it. And you're the best of it.”
“Getting anything out of my husband is like trying to squeeze water out when you're stoned.”
“I think you're the only person who gets me. When I'm with you, the world doesn't feel like a problem I can't figure out. Please come to the dance, because you're my music.”