“Only fools are positive.”

“Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.”

“Sometimes your gallop just isn't what it used to be. And neither is your horsemanship.”

“Life is at best a gamble.”

“You emerge from tragedy equipped against lies. After the musical, you're anybody's fool”

“Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”

“I want my children to understand the world, but not just because the world is fascinating and the human mind is curious. I want them to understand it so that they will be positioned to make it a better place”