“A buckle an bootlaces don't buy good advice”
“Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia.”
“Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!”
“When it comes down to it, I don't have much in the way of advice to offer you, but here it is: Read to children. Vote. And never buy anything from a man who's selling fear.”
“You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”
“My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.”