“Friends don't owe ... Friends don't repay.”
“The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.”
“Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool...”
“Friends don't eat friends' souls.”
“friends don't threaten friends' distributor caps”
“Treat your friends equally, because if you don't, you don't see them as friends.”