“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for you to be busy or too distracted to realize that you’ve given them permission to feed on the pizza guy. —Siring for the Stupid: A Beginner’s Guide to Raising Newborn Vampires”
“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
“Vampires are cruel." Steopa said. "we exist to weed out the weak and the unneeded. We feed on humans.”
“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes. ”
“Damn stupid vampires and their stupid sense of stupid superiority-”
“Humanity is a vampire's greatest weakness.”