“I let Eli blow so much smoke up my skirt I'm surprised I don't have ass cancer.”
“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cigar.”
“So, let me get this straight," he said to me. "You save my ass and you're a loser. I stick up for you because of it and I'm a hero. How does that work?""I don't know. But it's so sweet.”
“You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.”
“You know, for the record, I hate to take orders. But! I realize I'm in over my head. You have no idea how much I hate all this supernatural garbage. So I'm willing to listen to you, but you better start acting like I'm a person and not some mindless blow-up doll. (Amanda)”
“I'm a hacker!" Cadel protested. "I don't poison people! I don't blow them up!”