“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”
“Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!”
“If God didn't want me to cross boundaries, then he wouldn't have made me a writer.”
“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”
“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”
“He's not a bad guy, John. It's human nature. He wanted it to be some mistake I made that he wouldn't have made, some flaw in me that he didn't share, so he could believe it wouldn't have happened to him. But it wasn't my fault. It was either blind, dumb, stupid luck from start to finish, in which case, we are all in the wrong business gentleman, or it was a God I cannot worship.”