“Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.”
“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.”Sam shook his head. “I bet my sperm listens to your sperm just about as good as I listen to you. My sperm is also very impatient. It ran to that egg. Little Sam is gonna be a handful.”
“Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.”
“I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja," I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.”
“I just Googled "Ninjas".It came back "Ninjas cannot be found."- Well played Ninjas... well played.”
“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”