“We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading.”
“Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.”
“Bite me, Dracula.”
“The last I saw of Count Dracula was his kissing his hand to me, with a red light of triumph in his eyes, and with a smile that Judas in hell might be proud of.”
“I got tired of feeling like Dracula. I wanted to see some daylight, and not just at six o’clock in the morning.”
“There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.”