“Welcome to the fascinating world of the undead! Please use this guidebook as ahandy reference as you make your first steps toward eternity. Inside you will findinformation on vampire nutrition, relationships, and safety. But before learningabout your future, a word about our past…—From The Guide for the Newly Undead”
Molly Harper
Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
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“When you encounter unpleasantness from the human population, try to keep in mind that you will be able to dance on their graves long after they're dead. It's a cheering thought. - from The Guide for the Newly Undead.”
Molly Harper
Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Welcome to Planet Female,” she said sweetly. “Enjoy your stay. The first stop on our tour will be Insignificant Issues. Please open your guidebooks to page 317.”
Shannon McKenna
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“You waltz with vampires and parade about town with undead monsters, and yet you are afraid of me, Duchess?”
Robin Bridges
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“A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.”
Heather Brewer
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“you can't fix your mistakes. once people are dead, you can't make them undead.”
Pamela Buck
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