“You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate--hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk.”
“The ninth gift is Reverence. May you appreciate the wonder that you are and the miracle of all creation.”
“You deserve a longer letter than this; but it is my unhappy fate seldom to treat people so well as they deserve.”
“Loving this quote: "Find the people who treat you the way you deserve to be treated. Tell everyone else to go to hell and don't look back.”
“You can go to hell!""Just because I'm going to hell doesn't mean you'll ever deserve her.”
“Yeah, I'm just a medical marvel, and I'm taking my marvelous ass home.”