“To most people, I guess, turning twenty-one is all about booze. To me, turning twenty-one was all about coconut. Booze is nice, but coconut is chewable, and when push comes to shove, I will always like eating better than drinking. Everyone has their priorities.”
“You know what girls are like. They turn twenty or twenty-one and all of a sudden they start having these concrete ideas. They get super realistic. And when that happens, everything that seemed so sweet and lovable about them begins to look ordinary and depressing.”
“We are all in natural high, It was better than dope or booze or anything.”
“Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is always at hand.”
“I want to turn 21 as soon as possible not so that I can drink (how horrific!) but so that I can say, "I am ONE and TWENTY.”
“Oh, never mind the fashion. When one has a style of one's own, it is always twenty times better.”