“Eat it or wear it.”
“Eat it or wear it”
“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.”
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.”
“The mosquitos are so big they eat you alive wear your shoes.”
“...and he's wearing some exotic cologne that makes me want to eat him.”