“God is a tender pervert, and the angels are voyeurs.”
“Most things that declare the glory of God can be perverted to worship.”
“You're either going to walk through life and experience it fully or you're going to be a voyeur. And I'm not a voyeur.”
“Unbelief is actually perverted faith, for it puts its faith not in the living God, but in dying men.”
“I'm not beautiful, Becca. Only women are.""On the contrary." She gave him a most tender look. "Angels are,too."He groaned and rolled her under him again. "I'm not an angel,either. Angels don't have carnal thoughts like these." He kissed her deeply.”
“...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is born!”