“He was a man too busy to flush toilets.”
“My kingdom for a flush toilet.”
“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
“How the heck I was supposed to have a spiritual awakening without a flush toilet?”
“Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we also make poop, and we learned to flush that the fuck down the toilet — but it's also not something to totally disregard.”
“Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet and it comes creeping back again and again and in the end it inherits the world.”