“If God wanted us to ask questions, he would have made us men.”
“If God wanted humans to play chess, he would have made us black or white.”
“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. ”
“Hey, God made us sexual creatures. If he wanted teenagers to wait that long, he would have made puberty start at twenty-five.”
“If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.”
“You don't have to stop thinking and asking questions to believe in God, child. If He'd wanted a flock of eight billion sheep, He wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs, much less free will.”