“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of ten-centimetre nails and some swearing.”
“It was possible for couples to not discover that they are in profound disagreement over the very fundamentals of life until ten or twenty years of marriage.”
“I return to problems i can't solve, not because i am an idiot, but because the real problems can't be solved. The universe is expanding. The more we see, the more we discover there is to see. Always a new beginning, a different end.”
“Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimetres inside your skull. ”
“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.”
“There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”