“In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.”
“I never told a joke in my life.”
“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”
“Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -SophieI never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca”
“Someone to whom jokes are never told soon contracts enthusiasm deficiency.”
“You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.”