“Males are simple creatures. If we can’t f**k it, we want to kill it.”
“And seriously, if we as a society can’t even bother to treat a simple, unassuming, stunningly gentle and demonstrably sentient creature like a cow or a deer with a modicum of decency, how the f*ck do we ever expect to be able treat each other–infinitely more complex, wildly divergent and often exasperating individual human beings– with anything even remotely resembling civility? It just ain’t gonna happen.”
“(I)f we are going to be kind, let it be out of simple generosity, not because we fear guilt or retribution.”
“Never f*!k with the ineffable.”
“Stay away from Marcus. He's f**kin' bad news with a capital F**k.”
“They said I would never write this book.Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is.All I have to do now is remember something...Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.”