“I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”
“I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.”
“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”
“You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.”
“There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.”
“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”