“For there are better sides to lifeAnd I should know because I've seen themBut not very often”

“I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!”

“I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.”

“These tears I'm wailing,I spill not without reason.Remove them, my dearest love.Take me to the place I've been dreaming of,where the grotesquely lonely meet the grotesquely lonelyand they whisper,just very softly,Please be mine, Dearest Love.”

“I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full.And I just can't explain...so I won't even try to.”

“I am very serious about my baby.”

“So the life I have madeMay seem wrong to youBut, I've never been surerIt's my life to ruinMy own way...”