“I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.”

“Oh yes, you can kick meAnd you can punch meAnd you can break my faceBut you won't change the way i feel'cause i love you”

“Again, I lay awake, and I cried because of waste.”

“I never wanted to kill, I am not naturally evil. Such things I do just to make myself more attractive to you -have I failed?”

“I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!”

“You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.”

“Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.”