“I don't perform. Seals perform.”
“Don't perform, communicate and surrender!”
“I heard some interesting things about your performance up here.""I hear interesting things about your 'performance' all the time Doug, but you don't hear me making jokes about it.”
“The best performances, are those that can be performed once.”
“They were in performance. They were performing their marriage at me.”
“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?I don't know. I left early.”