“I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;and I don't need you or your benevolence to make sense.”

“I never wanted to kill, I am not naturally evil. Such things I do just to make myself more attractive to you -have I failed?”

“I was wasting my life, always thinking about myself.”

“Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well.”

“I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.”

“Fifteen minutes with you Well, I wouldn't say no Oh, people said that you were virtually dead And they were so wrongFifteen minutes with you Oh, well, I wouldn't say no Oh, people said that you were easily led And they were half-right”