“I'd rather be remembered as a big-mouthed failure than an effete little wimp.”

“In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?”

“I'd love to...but only with you.”

“Cause there's always someone, somewhereWith a big nose, who knowsAnd trips you up and laugh when you fall”

“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”

“Some girls are bigger than others.”

“There's more to life than books, you know. But not much more.”