“Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?”

“In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?”

“In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ?”

“You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.”

“When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.”

“Why don't you find out for yourself?Then you'll see the glass, hidden in the grass.”

“There are more than enoughto fight and oppose;why waste good timefighting the people you like?”