“I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword.”
“I am grateful to some pens that are as sharp as a sword edge; they taught me how to go on calmly and smiling.”
“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run away fast.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
“The pen is mightier than the sword!”