“The vampire could woo any woman with his charisma and his charm, but he only wishes to romance her.. for eternity.”

“If idealism could protect each country, there wouldn't be immigrants.”

“The stupidity with which he was favoured by nature must guard his courtship from any charm that could make a woman wish for its continuance.”

“Hold on little girlShow me what he's done to youStand up little girlA broken heart can't be that badWhen it's through, it's through Fate will twist the both of you So come on baby come on over Let me be the one to show you”

“Domino's! Pizza delivery!”

“I pity you, FOOL!”

“First name; mister. Middle name; dot. Last name; TEE.”