“I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!”

“I LOVE THE SOUND OF TWO STICKS HITTING TOGETHER!!!!!!”

“The Best Part Of Missing You Is, "I Recall Every Single Moment Spent With You."Bt The Worst Part Is,"I Miss You So Badly.”

“Like I said, I’ve got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn’t mean you can’t support them emotionally and financially.”

“That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.”

“I PITTY THE FOOL!”

“I pity the fool!”