“If the pen really is mightier than the sword then you guys better watch out, because I wrote my whole 700,000 w0rd trilogy in longhand!”

“If you look deeply into my eyes, you will see my eyeballs.”

“We love books because they are the greatest escape. That is because our own minds eye is the purest form of virtual reality.”

“Just because it isn't perfect, doesn't mean it isn't awesome.”

“A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a thousand words is only three pages.”

“Karma is a tricky thing. To serve Karma, one must repay good Karma to others. To serve Karma well, one must sometimes deliver bad Karma where it is due.”

“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.”