“Just because it isn't perfect, doesn't mean it isn't awesome.”

“We love books because they are the greatest escape. That is because our own minds eye is the purest form of virtual reality.”

“If the pen really is mightier than the sword then you guys better watch out, because I wrote my whole 700,000 w0rd trilogy in longhand!”

“A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a thousand words is only three pages.”

“If you look deeply into my eyes, you will see my eyeballs.”

“Karma is a tricky thing. To serve Karma, one must repay good Karma to others. To serve Karma well, one must sometimes deliver bad Karma where it is due.”

“But he's so cute when he gets all determined and commanding, isn't he?" ... "It's not cute, it's very manly!”