“You know, you're like a walking magnet for weird shit, Chase.”
“It's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know.”
“You're not going to try to hug me or something, are you?" Phenex grumbled. "You've been into some weird shit since you got married.”
“So I’d been called the Barbara Walters of weird shit.There’s weird shit and then there’s weird shit.”
“You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.”
“Look - guys are dogs. Women have known this since the beginning of time. Guys don't want to be chased; they chase. So if you're going to catch one, you have to know how to make him chase you.”