“If idealism could protect each country, there wouldn't be immigrants.”
“It is harder, usually, to find a person who wants to walk the streets of me, to taste the teas of my country, to... immigrate, you could say.”
“Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.”
“Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.”
“My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.”
“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.”