“First name; mister. Middle name; dot. Last name; TEE.”

“I pity you, FOOL!”

“I PITTY THE FOOL!”

“I pity the fool!”

“Maybe I'm too late to be your first. But right now, I'm preparing myself to be your last.”

“Complicated” is my middle name.’ Actually, it’s not my middle name – any more than Malone is my last name. Whether Melody is really my first name is, well, complicated.”

“He had a last name for a first name, and a last name for a last name, but only because it came after his first name (the one that sounds like a last name). Otherwise, his last name would sound like a first name.”