“Domino's! Pizza delivery!”

“The Dreamer awakesThe shadow goes byThe tale I have told you,That tale is a lie.But listen to me,Bright maiden, proud youthThe tale is a lie;What it tells is the truth.”

“The vampire could woo any woman with his charisma and his charm, but he only wishes to romance her.. for eternity.”

“I pity you, FOOL!”

“First name; mister. Middle name; dot. Last name; TEE.”

“When you've been around as long as I have you come to know a thing about business. Every problem as a solution and vice versa”

“ Every path is the right path. Everything could've been anything else. And it would have just as much meaning.”