“Altruism is the kind of pie best eaten with a lot of gravy and little inspection of the kind of kidney it's stuffed with.”
“It often turns out on closer inspection that acts of apparent altruism are really selfishness in disguise.”
“Ah, you Americans. A hundred different churches and one kind of gravy.”
“It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About "The Da Vinci Code”
“Steven Fry on The Da Vinci Code-"It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.”
“It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.”