“A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.”
“A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.”
“Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.”
“For a man who is in love with the existence, nothing is ordinary in life!”
“No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.”
“The List.The love spell...A man with a sense of loyalty.A man with a sense of family.A man who is a good lover.A man who can be my friend.A man who can challenge me.A man I can confess my secrets to.A man I can trust.A man with confidence.A man with an open heart.A man who will fight for me.A man who can love me exactly as I am.”