“Civilization is the mastery of violence, the triumph, constantly challenged, over the aggressive nature of the primate. For primates we have been and primates we shall remain, however often we learn to find joy in a camellia on moss. This is the very purpose of education.”
“We have very primative emotions. It's impossible not to be competitive. Spoils everything, though.”
“We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.”
“Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates.”
“You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.”
“In school you learn that it is the thumb that separates human beings from the lower primates. The thumb is an evolutionary triumph. Because of his thumbs, man can use tools; because he can use tools he can extend his senses, control his environment and increase in sophistication and power. The thumb is the cornerstone of civilization!”