“Because at this time, in this place, Chinese writing exhibits symptoms of a mental disorder.”
“You are exhibiting symptoms of urban singles angst. There are cures for this. Drink up. Go.”
“Golf is a mental disorder.”
“The trick to learning Chinese is to always carry the flashcards into work every time, and also to write Chinese letters to your children.”
“I left London to migrate to Manchester because at that time it was -- if you had a personality disorder and a good record collection -- the most interesting place to be in the world.”
“The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.”