“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”

“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”

“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.”

“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.”

“As long as there are things and idiots, idiots will break things.”

“...in his heart of hearts he could almost wish that, when he was grown up, his life should consist of nothing but nonsense: just music, love, literature, carefree friendship, a life brimming with glorious, intoxicating Olympian nonsense.”

“You become a worrier by practicing worry. You become free of worry by practicing the opposite…”