“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”
“If you hire people just because they can do a job, they’ll work for your money. But if you hire people who believe what you believe, they’ll work for you with blood and sweat and tears.”
“Always be smarter than the people who hire you.”
“Sorry, Sam, but I call 'em like see 'em. When you hire a nanny for the kids, you hire Mrs. Doubtfire. When you hire someone who looks like Sunny...well, then I'm afraid you hired her for yourself.”
“Nothing prepares you for hiring a person whose only contribution to the workforce will be killing people!”
“I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.”