“I'm as proud of my inconsistencies as I am my consistencies.”
“My parents were consistently inconsistent.”
“As far as consistency of thought goes, I prefer inconsistency.”
“I don't pretend to be wise, but I am observing, and I see a great deal more than you'd imagine. I'm interested in other people's experiences and inconsistencies, and, though I can't explain, I remember and use them for my own benefit.”
“I am a dull fellow...my person reeks, my conversation consists of insipid platitudes.”
“I am sufficiently proud of my knowing something to be modest about my not knowing all.”